tagged by ilfreitas so:

If it goes above 18, you're dumb. =f

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.

[ ] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed out loud, then people gave you weird looks

[x] You have ran into a tree.

[ ] It is possible to lick your elbow.

[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.

[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.

[ ] You just tried to sing them.

[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. [shoelace is evil]

[ ] You have choked on your own spit.

[ ] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.

[x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice.
Awesome!

[x] You just looked at it.

[ ] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.

[ ] People have called you slow. [I'm always the last...]

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

[ ] You have caught yourself drooling. Eeew. I disgust myself.

[x] You've fallen asleep in class.

[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.

[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.

[ ] People shake their heads and walk away from you.

[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math. [I did it during math competitions - and I won]

[ ] You have eaten a bug.

[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, hair or pocket.

[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.

[x] You break a lot of things.

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.

[ ] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused.

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.

[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

[x] The word "umm" is used many times a day.

17! OMG ! I'm Almost Dumb o.O

I Tag Everyone Who's Dumb Enough To Read This xD